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Monday, August 11th, 2003
2:28 pm

This lass be n'ere just a wench, she be a pirate as well! They even done wrote about me some in this here piece o' readin'! Beware Missus. You'll be treadin' black waters in those dainty slippers o' you'rn if'n you're not careful!

current mood: bold an' brassy!

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Sunday, July 27th, 2003
1:52 pm
Arrr, the bloody pirate dern near wore me out!

He comes stumblin' threw me door, barkin' orders about gettin' me skirts up 'round me waist and bendin' me over the beer kegs in the galley! The man's insatiable, I tell ye! No wonder he gets the wimmen in the villages all up in arms, aye! I be surprised he don't have a permanent welt in te shape of a ladie's hand 'cross his cheek!

But ahhhh whatta night. Chock full o' rum and ale and candlewax all over me bum!

Cap'n Jack done served this wench well! Time ter go and soak myself in a tub full o' soap and rosewater afore he returns!
Friday, July 18th, 2003
10:48 am
That's right, ya scurvy dogs! I be sleepin' with him when mrsjacksparrow isn't around! If you were keepin' that man o' yours happy, he wouldn't be visitin' me so often. Keep that dirty pirate unhappy, wife. I'm dern near satisfied with this!

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